*Using the word “shopping” loosely here because there was no way any of these items were even jokingly entering my cart. I suppose browsing would have sufficed. Or “gawking at.” But shopping sounded better so deal with it and keep reading ; )
Okay listen. You all KNOW my love for Target runs deep. I will sometimes walk the aisles at 10pm on a weeknight simply because it is quiet and I have nothing else to do. And when Target has a sweet collaboration with a super fancy designer and I can look like a fashion model without paying $478 for a tank top? All the better. BUT THIS. This is downright ridiculous. Let us proceed:
“Okay” they think “That’s not too crazy. Neon is totally in right now.”
“…WITH A POCKET FOR YOUR KINDLE!” she exclaims with a delighted cackle!
This. This is a black, almost 3/4 length blouse made of a strangely heavy material. It has contrasting collars and cuffs, and it has TWO HORROR MOVIE RABBITS chilling with canes and pocket watches over your rib cage. The rabbits are wearing tweed, of course. Nothing says “spring fashion” more than tweedy psycho bunnies on a black background.
These sleeves are comprised of 4 pieces of material that resemble none other than Basset Hound ears. The flaps will keep you cool. The puppy resemblance will make you approachable to pet owners. Win-win.
If you’ve ever been out in the rain and thought to yourself – “It’s such bullsh*t that no one can see my rabid bunny blouse or the fact that I am carrying a bunch of paper flowers in my pockets” then HAVE I GOT THE COAT FOR YOU!
Nope. Now I feel bad. Not even Billy Mays could sell this nonsense, may his soul rest in peace. Sometimes I give you guys delicious drink recipes or awesome workout plans and other times… I forget to use the filter between my brain and my keyboard and posts like this come out ; ) Happy Wednesday from Victoria Beckham!